Why Does Mulheisen Drive a
Checker? |

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This is a
question that sometimes is asked at book signings. People seem to think it odd that since
the series is set in the Motor City the principal character, Mulheisen, doesnt drive
some kind of typical or even exceptional Detroit Iron. Im glad they ask, because it
means my nomination of this vehicle has fulfilled its purpose. Its one of those
character points. When youre creating a character, especially such an important one,
you have to give serious thought to just about every facet of his or her preferences. How
does he dress? Does he smoke? Where does he live? What kind of music does he like? What
sports team does he root for? Does he wear a watch and what kind? Some of these things can
change over the life of the series and that, in itself, can constitute part of the story.
A car is important -- especially in Detroit.
For some
reason, I got it into my head that Mulheisen was not particularly interested in cars. That
makes him unusual in Detroit, where every kid grows up knowing just about everything about
the new models, the old models, the companies that make them. In my new book, LA DONNA DETROIT, there is an extended
disquisition on this subject, how for many kids their loyalty can be determined for life
by where their father, mother, older siblings, uncles and aunts, are employed. Some
families are Ford families, some General Motors, or more specifically, Pontiac folks. My
dad, for instance, worked for Pontiac for many years, but he never owned one. He liked
Buicks. But even before that, he had a certain loyalty for Chrysler products, because he
spent his first twelve years in the industry working first for Plymouth, and later at
Dodge Main. Earlier, on this page, Ive commented on how bizarre it was for him to
buy a Volkswagen Jetta when I repaid him for his gift to me of a Bug.
Mulheisen is
an independent sort of guy, readers will surely have noticed. One manifestation of it is
his choice of a Checker. Hes also not the kind of flashy guy who would own, say, a
Corvette. And yet he has some loyalty to American products, if not Detroit products.
Hes critical of the auto industry, the Big Three, anyway. Hes a union loyalist
and the union has not always loved their employers. The Checker, as we all know --
weve all ridden in those taxicabs -- is a big, clunky, dependable workhorse of a
car. It was made for many years in Kalamazoo. This choice, I thought, was perfect for
Mulheisen. A psychologist might say it was his way of saying that cars arent as
important as were led to think by the ad agencies. What is important is dependable
transportation. One of my chief criticisms of the American auto industry, and by
implication, Mulheisens as well, is that the Big Three long ago made a decision to
ignore dependability in favor of things like fins and grill work. They bought in
completely to the notion of programmed obsolescence. I think there is room in general
automotive production for flash and filigree, but it ought properly to be confined to a
handful of models like the Corvette. As a matter of fact, theyve even betrayed that
concept by not making the `Vette as competitive and avant-garde a vehicle as it could have
been. In their interest in having every car express as wide an appeal as possible
theyve made the family car into something that vaguely aspires to sportiness, while
still being a staid sedan; at the same time, theyve tried to dull down the cars that
should be the show horses, so that they could still, in a pinch, be considered possible
purchases by the otherwise unadventurous. And theyve overloaded these race horses
with luxury gear, so that they cant really be sports cars.
The Checker is just
a car. Heavy, more or less indestructible, boxy, roomy, unattractive in a conventional
sense. And yet, such is the perverse nature of humans, there are Checker clubs. There are
at least two websites devoted to the stately, unprepossessing Checker. And it has an
amusing history. Morris Markin, the man who created the Checker was a Russian immigrant
tailor. He eventually started a factory that made pants for the military and he made money
in World War I. Mindful of how he had started by borrowing money privately, he loaned
money to people who were similarly trying to make a go of it as manufacturers in America.
One of them was an automotive engineer named Lomborg. Unfortunately, Lomborg was unable to
get his business going and he returned to Markin for more help. Instead, Markin bought him
out. Evidently, he saw the way the industry was going and saw that there was an
unexploited niche. He also bought out two other failing automotive enterprises, Oakland
Motors and Dort body. He started building the Checker in Kalamazoo and he succeeded. The
business flourished until well after Markins death in 1970. The last Checker was
built in 1982, when the business failed for a variety of reasons, not excluding an old,
out-moded plant.
It was always a good, reliable car. Some
folks, including Mulheisen, still think very highly of it. Nowadays, Muls car has a
Chevy V-8 engine and running gear. Heres a picture of a 1972 Marathon that looks
much like Muls car. |